I killed a squirrel two days ago. On accident. I was driving on the highway and he shot out of the woods from my direct right and BAM! The requisite squirrel confusion that comes when a squirrel sees a car; the OMG back and forth super fast indecision you can see it living...well, my squirrel never did that. It was like Kamikazee Squirrel. I'm going 55 in the slow right most lane, TRYING to drive slow and be good and not have a repeat of two weeks ago, ticketdom, and the little squirrel was no more. I went through several VERY dramatic facial expressions and sounds. Looked in the rearview mirror and saw the poor little thing writhing in the road. I'm a chick. This is how we respond. Drama. I don't think I'll ever forget the sound or the feeling of hitting him twice. There was a guy right beside me who was pointing at me, laughing. I assume he saw the whole deal and was laughing at the drama for your mamma facial expressions I was going through (trying not to vomit was one). I ignored him. Idiot.
SO. In light of all that mini drama and in finding this cute little picture.................................

I'm trying to tie it all together since the squirrel is heavy on my mind (pacify me here)..maybe MY squirrel was holding up this same little sign but in all the hoopla I didn't see it. Maybe the guy beside me laughing at my mishap is going to vote for McCain. Yes, that's it. The squirrel was trying to get the sign to the Idiot Guy. I knew he was ignorant. My little squirrel was on a mission hence no squirrel hesitation 'should I go or not go?' like they always do. Ok so maybe this wasn't tied up in a box with a pretty little bow on it but it was an attempt. I tried. I like the cute little squirrel holding the sign. Smart squirrel. Smart.
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