Dude!

I have lost my keys. Dude, they're gone. Why do we have three sets of keys to begin with? For times like these? But I feel if we only had two, I'd be more motivated to never lose one set.

I lost the car in the parking lot the other night. Dude! That is NOT funny. I felt like a total idiot walking up and down all the aisles with my bags. Like every person who passed me couldn't tell I was panic stricken and hustling all over while it rained big fat rain like in Forrest Gump.

I have lost a present I bought for the Oldest. Can't find it anywhere. I remember thinking, "I need to hide this" and now I have searched high and low; cannot find it. Dude! Stop laughing. Don't even smile.

I have lost my mind; does that count? I can't find it anywhere and I think part of the reason is my brain must be shrinking. It thinks there is too much information in it and has now decided to repel any more therefore causing it to shrink into oblivion. Dude, I'm not even kidding.

There's too much, here and there, get this thing and that thing, volunteer here and there, wrap this and that, wash this load then that one, clean this bathroom, no wait, this one needs it more........to the tune of insanity sometimes. Women take on a lot. With a smile on their face. Bring it on, we can handle it. Then we get pissed when no one thanks us. How can they when we make it so natural and try to take over the world? The guys are like, "go on with your bad self and you must need no thanks from me you're moving too fast". Right? Yep. We create our own deals. I KNOW I do. But I still got that smile dude. Sure do.