Update: HERE is a picture of the CAKE from Heaven (ahem). Thank you everyone for being so gracious about it and not openly mocking me. Phew. Ok, resume the rest of the post from O Dark Thirty this morning. (sigh)What in GOD's name made me think I could frost a freakin' cake? Do ANYTHING with regards to baking? I am not kidding you when I say I have frosting on my face, just got off the floor balling my eyes out, screwed up the cake worse than beyond ever being able to save and I'd swear to you, I am not telling you a lie I would much much much rather sit here for 47 hours straight and write mumbo jumbo that comes spewing from my brain and fingers than EVER go to cooking school, baking school, have to try to do anything with cooking or baking. I didn't even bake the flippin cake! I got it from Costco and can't even frost it! Clearly! It's done.
Sorry Oldest, your little gathering for your bday will be nice but for your cake. This is not a joke. This is not a PSA, this is not an Emergency Broadcast Message, this is the truth.
I am a quarter of an inch from throwing it down the disposal and going to bed. But for the 14.99 I spent on the cake I would do just that. Should have had them frost it too. Why didn't I? Cause I had a GRAND idea I could make it into a LEGO cake. Ha!
Wrong-O Mike!
Ka Pewey! (that was a spit!)
-J
Sorry Oldest, your little gathering for your bday will be nice but for your cake. This is not a joke. This is not a PSA, this is not an Emergency Broadcast Message, this is the truth.
I am a quarter of an inch from throwing it down the disposal and going to bed. But for the 14.99 I spent on the cake I would do just that. Should have had them frost it too. Why didn't I? Cause I had a GRAND idea I could make it into a LEGO cake. Ha!
Wrong-O Mike!
Ka Pewey! (that was a spit!)
-J
2 comments:
u r sooooo dramatic. the cake looks good. like a lego should.
we love u so and this will be a memeory we will all love.
m, s, t, a
Okay..at first I thought 'what the ....?' then read it was a lego's cake and it made sense..don't fret..I promise in ten years you will look back at be proud of how creative you were..btw..did it get cut, served & eaten...?
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