Potty Training 301

Oh My. These are my traits:

• Impatient
• Demanding
• Sensitive
• Impatient
• Loving
• Impatient
• Funny
• Impatient

There are four traits up there that start with an "I" that surely do NOT coincide with Potty Training your two year old. The one that starts with a "D" probably put this whole deal onto the negative side. Poor little boy to have me for a Mamma. Suffice it to say, we're in a holding pattern of sorts. He's Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Smart, Mr. You Think I'm Gonna Do This Because You WANT Me To?, and Mr. Every Now and Again Constipated. It's not a good combo. Then add me and my "quirks" in there..

I'm taking a step back and letting things happen how they will. Watch me. Ok, somebody come tie my hands behind my back and put a rag in my mouth. It'll be much easier that way. Promise.