Friday, May 09, 2008

Is It True?

  1. That the more you push a child to do something the more they do not want to do it?
  2. That once again this week, I'm still up after 2 am?
  3. That if you can't sleep, and your heart hurts, and your mind is racing, you can't sleep (eh?)?
  4. That muscle weighs more than fat? How? Don't believe it. A pound of fat is a pound of anything, including muscle. A pound is a pound is a pound.
  5. That you need what you need no matter how much you don't want to need it?
  6. That Hilary Clinton really might not win the Democratic Nomination?
  7. That 3 burgers, 3 fries, and 3 drinks at Five Guys Burgers and Fries are really $28? Do they walk themselves to your mouth for you?
  8. That I'm the most non sensical, serious, way too analytical, big picture thinking, worrying, never stop thinking person you've ever known in your whole life?
  9. That I'm on drugs?
  10. And finally, what the world is waiting on pins and needles to know, is it really true that Wolf Blitzer is that short? Never mind he asks the hard hitting questions that the Internet World wants him to ask, never mind he's a serious political news anchor person who's got the CNN world in the palm of his hand, have you ever noticed he's pretty short? Completely not nice of me to say....
  11. Wait, there's one more.....that I can help carry just about anything my husband asks me to and I told him tonight as we moved a table, "you know honey, one day I'm not going to be able to help you carry things like this (hey buddy, over here, stop taking me for granted mister!)" to which he quickly replied, "yeah, I know". Wow. Deep isn't it? About one foot. Yep, just about that. It goes nowhere near the two feet area. Notsomuch.

It's late. My tummy is growling but I'm ignoring it. I need four hours. Just give me four hours. GN.

Jenn

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