Betcha Didn't Know

That I LOVE Bernie Mac. He cracks me up! Have you ever seen his show? It's usually on that UPN channel.....and the way he sits there in his chair at odd times during the sitcom and talks to the camera? LOVE THAT. Man he is hilarious. This is him looking at the camera, "Merica, I think my kids are trying to KILL me. Every nightmare I had tonight had them trying to KILL me. I think I should try to kill them before they kill me. Whatcha think? I have to meditate on this for a while, I think I'm gonna be sick again." and he goes off camera. Prior to that he had the stomach virus and was throwing up on Thanksgiving day. I know I know. You gotta see it. I sit here, watch it and laugh like I'm in a room full of people. Why does he crack me up? The best best best is when he talks to us and it always starts out with, "Merica...." like he's saying our name, "Jenn, let me tell you" or "America, let me tell you" but instead of saying "America" he says, "Merica". OK. Seriously. Its late and I'm delirious. May as well have had some wine.

But really, bet you didn't know I loved Bernie Mac. AND did you know that I love Lionel Ritchie? LOVE LOVE LOVE him. His songs. AND did you know that I LOVE Phil Collins? LOVE HIM TOO. AND bet you didn't know I love pecans and feta cheese. HA. Ya didn't did you? AND bet you didn't know that I wish I had Tiffany necklace and bracelet. Bet not. And bet you didn't know that the Littlest went poo poo on the potty for the umpteenth time tonight. Bet not.

That's all. Bernie Mac show totally makes me laugh. Absolutely love that show. Good family fun. Little known show, why is that? And OMG have you SEEN the show on CBS called Rules of Engagement? David Spade and the big voice guy? Seriously. I'm done now. HILARIOUS.

Making no sense. Wanted to talk about other things. Can't do serious tonight.