Guys and Football

Why is it that when guys watch a football game that they are really into (or I guess any sport really) they talk to the TV? Seriously, why? Do they actually think it will converse back with them? Can they not see they are talking to an inanimate object? And why the yelling? And why the pacing? And why why why do they talk to US about it? I mean, I want to understand, I want to help him figure it all out but I DO.NOT.GET.FOOTBALL.AT.ALL. I have tried. From when I was little and a cheerleader till now, I have tried. When I ask questions I am not taken seriously, not only by my honey, but my Dad (in the past) or my brother in law. Sort of like, 'are you serious, you don't know that?'

I just don't get the talking out loud to no one in the room. Spouting off at the Coach who can very clearly NOT hear you. Hello? You CANNOT affect the game with your ramblings. Kay. Just sayin'.

--J